Tuesday, March 4, 2008 by Elana, Issa, Jillian and
I know, I know...you're asking yourself: Who is Issa West? What does she do? Where does she come from? Why is she so amazing? When will the grainy photos of her posing nude on top of your mother's breakfast bar be ready to pick up at the Wal-Mart Photo-Center?
These are the questions that keep American, nay, The World awake at night. It isn't as if I'm going to spill my guts right here, right now. I'm a mystery. Wrapped in an enigma. Stuffed with a pimento and garnished with celery.
And now I want a Bloody Mary.
These are the questions that keep American, nay, The World awake at night. It isn't as if I'm going to spill my guts right here, right now. I'm a mystery. Wrapped in an enigma. Stuffed with a pimento and garnished with celery.
And now I want a Bloody Mary.